One More Awful Weekend
So I got my bike stolen on Saturday, well actually the back tire and frame. I still have the front wheel left.
My best friend got screwed over by some awful people.
I accidentally washed my phone that I just got replaced.
And now I have to finish my 5 page paper for my television class.
It could be worse, but I’ve seen better days.
brandon, you’re a mormon, right? so you’d be into multiple wives? yes? maybe?
Green Eyes - Coldplay
Honey you are a rock
Upon which I stand
And I came here to talk
I hope you understand
The green eyes, yeah the spotlight, shines upon you
And how could, anybody, deny you
I came here with a load
And it feels so much lighter now I met you
And honey you should know
That I could never go on without you
Green eyes
Honey you are the sea
Upon which I float
And I came here to talk
I think you should know
The green eyes, you’re the one that I wanted to find
And anyone who tried to deny you, must be out of their mind
Because I came here with a load
And it feels so much lighter since I met you
Honey you should know
That I could never go on without you
Green eyes, green eyes
Oh oh oh oh [x4]
Honey you are a rock upon which I stand
what. the. fuck. itunes? just because I like musicals does not mean I like twilight.
and that’s the original broadway soundtrack, not the shitty remake one.
Kudos for owning the OBC recording
That’s great.
Today, I was waiting tables at the Chinese restaurant where I work. Two guys came in for lunch and at the end of their meal I gave them the usual fortune cookies. The first man opened his to find that there was no fortune. The second opened his to find a fortune that said “Don’t laugh at a friend’s misfortune.” MLIA
Today, my sister and I were hungry so we went through the Mcdonalds drive through. I drive a rather old beat up car, and as we pulled up to the window to get our food the worker looked at me and sarcastically said “Nice car.” Without missing a beat my 10 year old sister leans over the seat and said “Nice job.” That shut him up. MLIA

